{title}

\n {fucked\n ? (\n

\n {uwu ? uwuifier.uwuifyWords(\"how it’s fucked as of\") : \"how it’s fucked as of\"}{\" \"}\n {new Date(parsedTimestamp).toLocaleString(\"en-US\", {\n timeZone: \"America/New_York\",\n })}:\n

\n
\n
{uwu ? uwuifier.uwuifySentence(active) : active}
\n

\n \n {uwu ? uwuifier.uwuifySentence(\"alerts on mta.info\") : \"alerts on mta.info\"}\n \n

\n )\n : (\n \n no{\" \"}\n \n {uwu ? uwuifier.uwuifySentence(\"alerts on mta.info\") : \"alerts on mta.info\"}\n {\" \"}\n as of {new Date(parsedTimestamp).toLocaleString(\"en-US\", { timeZone: \"America/New_York\" })}.\n \n )}\n

\n {uwu ? uwuifier.uwuifyWords(\"how it’s fucked as of\") : \"how it’s fucked as of\"}{\" \"}\n {new Date(parsedTimestamp).toLocaleString(\"en-US\", {\n timeZone: \"America/New_York\",\n })}:\n

\n {entities.map(({ alert }) => {\n const { text: active } = (alert[\"transit_realtime.mercury_alert\"][\"human_readable_active_period\"]\n ?? { translation: [{ language: \"en\", text: \"right now\" }] }).translation.find((\n { language },\n ) => language === \"en\");\n const { text } = alert.header_text.translation.find(({ language }) => language === \"en-html\");\n return (\n

{uwu ? uwuifier.uwuifySentence(active) : active}

\n );\n })}\n

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