import { email } from "https://esm.town/v/std/email"; import { OpenAI } from "https://esm.town/v/std/openai"; // Configuration object for customizing the sassy message generation const CONFIG = { // Email configuration email: { recipient: "your.email@example.com", // Replace with desired email subject: "Daily Sass Delivery 🔥", }, // Prompt configuration for OpenAI prompts: { // Array of different prompt styles to rotate through styles: [ { system: "Generate a witty, creative, and mildly snarky way to tell someone to 'suck it' without being overtly crude. Keep it clever and humorous.", user: "Give me a unique and funny way to say 'suck it'", }, { system: "Create a clever, tongue-in-cheek dismissal that's more creative than a simple 'suck it'.", user: "Craft a snarky, humorous put-down", }, { system: "Develop a witty, playful insult that implies 'suck it' without directly saying those words.", user: "Come up with a smart-alecky way to tell someone off", }, ], }, }; export default async function() { const openai = new OpenAI(); // Randomly select a prompt style const promptStyle = CONFIG.prompts.styles[ Math.floor(Math.random() * CONFIG.prompts.styles.length) ]; const completion = await openai.chat.completions.create({ messages: [ { role: "system", content: promptStyle.system, }, { role: "user", content: promptStyle.user, }, ], model: "gpt-4o-mini", max_tokens: 50, }); const sassyMessage = completion.choices[0].message.content || "Go take a long walk off a short pier! 🌊"; await email({ subject: CONFIG.email.subject, // to: [CONFIG.email.recipient], text: sassyMessage, html: `

Today's "Suck It" Variation 🔥

${sassyMessage}

View Source `, }); }

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