import { myspaceHtml } from "https://esm.town/v/jdan/myspaceHtml"; import { Hono } from "npm:hono@3"; // TODO: Fetch from key-value const profile = { displayName: "Jordan", seo: { title: "Jordan Scales | Myspace.com", }, info: { imageUrl: "https://jordanscales.com/me.png", allImagesUrl: "https://instagram.com/jdanscales", status: `~*~ do you realize
I could have been the one to change your life? - xcx ~*~`, gender: "Male", age: 31, location: ["Hoboken, NEW JERSEY", "United States"], lastLogin: "04/27/2024", }, contact: { sendMessage: "mailto:hello@example.com", forwardToFriend: "https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?url=https%3A%2F%2Fjordanscales.com", addToFriends: "https://twitter.com/jdan", addToFavorites: "https://www.val.town/v/jdan/myspace", }, interests: { general: "Reading, surfing the web, video games, long walks with friends, bubble tea, programming, chess, art", music: "LIGHTS, Daft Punk, Mr. Oizo, The Chemical Brothers, CHVRCHES, Japanese Breakfast, The Prodigy, PVRIS, The Japanese House, Poppy, blink-182, Chrome Sparks, Ashnikko, Rezz, Grimes, Bag Raiders, Kim Petras, Tegan and Sara, Charli XCX, MARINA", television: " Boardwalk Empire, The Sopranos, The Office, Parks and Recreation, King of Queens, See, Crashing", books: "Three Body Problem (Remembrance of Earth's Past trilogy), Alex's Adventures in Numberland, Things to Make and Do in the Fourth Dimension, Ball Lightning", }, details: { status: "Single", hereFor: "Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends, Networking", hometown: "Middletown, NJ", sign: "Cancer", smokeDrink: "No / Sometimes", occupation: "Webmaster", }, schools: [ { details: [ "Stevens Institute of Technology", "Hoboken, NEW JERSEY", "Degree: Bachelor's Degree", "Major: Computer Science", "Minor: Mathematics, Science and Technology Studies", ], start: "2010", end: "2014", }, { details: [ "Middletown High School South", "Middletown, NEW JERSEY", "President: Computer Club", ], start: "2006", end: "2010", }, ], links: [ { url: "https://twitter.com/jdan", text: "Twitter" }, { url: "https://mastodon.xyz/@jordan", text: "Mastodon" }, { url: "https://github.com/jdan", text: "GitHub" }, { url: "https://notes.jordanscales.com/", text: "Blog" }, { url: "https://hash.jordanscales.com/", text: "Hashart" }, ], blog: { allPostsUrl: "https://notes.jordanscales.com", posts: [ { title: "Is this true?", url: "https://notes.jordanscales.com/is-this-true", }, { title: "Operating on Infinite Lists", url: "https://notes.jordanscales.com/infinite-lists", }, { title: "I Peeked Into My Node_Modules Directory And You Won’t Believe What Happened Next", url: "https://notes.jordanscales.com/node_modules", }, ], }, blurbs: { aboutMe: `My name is Jordan and I'm not sure what to put on my new profile. I'm a software developer based out of Hoboken, New Jersey and I like to build things that make people smile.

I'm currently trying to get better at chess and occasionally making some art.

I write the most words on twitter (@jdan) and my blog.

`, whoIdLikeToMeet: "Tom! Thank you for making the Internet truly good for a while. but most of all, Samy is my hero", }, top8: { friends: [ { name: "Tess", url: "https://twitter.com/_tessr", imageUrl: "https://jordanscales.com/tess.png", }, { name: "Gianni", url: "https://twitter.com/giawni", imageUrl: "https://jordanscales.com/gianni.png", }, { name: "Jenn", url: "https://livelaugh.blog/", imageUrl: "https://jordanscales.com/jenn.png", }, { name: "Sunil", url: "https://twitter.com/threepointone", imageUrl: "https://jordanscales.com/sunil.png", }, { name: "Justin", url: "https://twitter.com/modernserf", imageUrl: "https://jordanscales.com/justin.png", }, { name: "Slim", url: "https://twitter.com/sliminality", imageUrl: "https://jordanscales.com/slim.png", }, { name: "Lex", url: "https://twitter.com/lexbyanyname", imageUrl: "https://jordanscales.com/lex.jpeg", }, { name: "Bill", url: "https://twitter.com/bill_pond", imageUrl: "https://jordanscales.com/bill.png", }, ], allFriendsUrl: "https://twitter.com/jdan/following", }, comments: [ { timestamp: "Apr 27, 2024 07:51 PM", content: "this may be the coolest web site ever made. certainly the handsomest. i had to fight through ddos to write this comment!", friend: { name: "Steve Krouse", url: "https://stevekrouse.com", imageUrl: "https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/920962798590595074/MHJaRnhd_400x400.jpg", }, }, { timestamp: "Jul 28, 2021 04:38 AM", content: "hiiiiiii jordan", friend: { name: "ⓨⓔⓕⓘⓜ", url: "https://yef.im/", imageUrl: "https://jordanscales.com/yefim.png", }, }, ], }; const app = new Hono(); app.get("/", (c) => c.html(myspaceHtml(profile))); export default app.fetch;